The Nerd Cave Minecraft Server

breeding, cave, Chud, crimes, homeless drug addicts, immigrant riots, intellectual, meme, Minecraft, Nerd, no pussy no work, open air retirement home, rant, Server, slow collapse, soiboys, third world immigrants, under 35, Welfare, woke girls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing collapsing faster than society is our players’ sense of reality! Join us in a world where the only retirement home is the one you build for yourself, and the only woke individuals are the ones who can survive a creeper explosion without wetting themselves.

Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Animals Bred:	117	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Dragon Eggs Found:	9500
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Magic Items Found:	5184

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Runes Activated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	8127

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Void Armor Forged:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Animals Bred:	145
Dragon Eggs Found:	3498	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	133782	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.