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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 1482 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 186 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3234 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, who can summon lightning storms with a flick of his wooly wand.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers riding on giant chickens – they’re a real hoot!