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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 5634 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 71519 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Emeralds Found: | 9059 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, who can summon lightning storms with a flick of his wooly wand.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers riding on giant chickens – they’re a real hoot!