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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 2766 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 457443 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 459 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, who can summon lightning storms with a flick of his wooly wand.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers riding on giant chickens – they’re a real hoot!