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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 2862 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, who can summon lightning storms with a flick of his wooly wand.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers riding on giant chickens – they’re a real hoot!