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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 8460 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Votes: | 650 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 |
Crops Grown: | 1885 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, who can summon lightning storms with a flick of his wooly wand.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers riding on giant chickens – they’re a real hoot!