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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 9401 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 19 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 7870 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, who can summon lightning storms with a flick of his wooly wand.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers riding on giant chickens – they’re a real hoot!