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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 8293 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 4731 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, who can summon lightning storms with a flick of his wooly wand.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers riding on giant chickens – they’re a real hoot!