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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 8699 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, who can summon lightning storms with a flick of his wooly wand.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers riding on giant chickens – they’re a real hoot!