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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 5936 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 55 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, who can summon lightning storms with a flick of his wooly wand.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers riding on giant chickens – they’re a real hoot!