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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 2719 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
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So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers riding on giant chickens – they’re a real hoot!