The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	125
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the Rightoids and Leftards as they battle it out over who can release the most DEI flops. But wait, there’s more! Our server’s magnum opus is currently stuck on Greenlight because Tyrone and AI decided to take a poop break. Will they ever finish it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come on, don’t be a newfag and miss out on all the insanity!

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1855
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1221
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Ores Mined:	2380
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	207
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Astral Projections Made:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1715
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Towns Built:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8550
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	53316	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	55
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Farms Harvested:	447	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	49	Astral Projections Made:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Farms Harvested:	544
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net