The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	2895
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the Rightoids and Leftards as they battle it out over who can release the most DEI flops. But wait, there’s more! Our server’s magnum opus is currently stuck on Greenlight because Tyrone and AI decided to take a poop break. Will they ever finish it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come on, don’t be a newfag and miss out on all the insanity!

Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Void Armor Forged:	25
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Towns Built:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

play.classicrealms.net

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Votes:	8760
Alien Abductions:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Potions Brewed:	188
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Explore the depths of the SeaSide sea…. ● Over 1000+ Custom Items ● Unlock new islands and items ● Daily quests ● Defeat powerful bosses ● Find valuable treasure chests & crates ● Start your own crew ● Unique PvP/PvE Experience ● 100+ Custom Enchants ● Gambling: Roulette, Coinflip and Jackpot ● Build your own raft ● Compete with other players in PvP or ranking. Weekly updates at the request of YOU. And much more…

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magic Items Found:	5724	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Farms Harvested:	907
Ores Mined:	872	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Maestrea – A unique and unforgettable skyblock RPG experience SERVER VERSION: 1.20.1! Having run servers for a long time, our team knows what we’re doing. Being one of the fastest growing Towny servers with awesome plugins like Towny, Mythic Drops and McMMO, Jobs as well as a ton of custom developed plugins and greatly configured ones as well, to enhance your experience and make sure your time on the server will never be boring. With involved owners and an active, dedicated staff team, we’re able to release new content and updates often! We put the players and their friends first and there are many plugins that our close-knit community enjoys.We have a custom ranking system allowing you to unlock new features by ranking up and getting more perks for yourself and your Town & Friends. As well as a Brewing plugin that adds 80+ custom brewing recipes!Features: Towny, McMMO, MythicDrops, Jobs, Economy, 6 Dungeons, Survival, PVE, Custom items, Custom Mobs, Mob Arena, Brewing, Active Staff, Friendly Community, Dedicated Server, Skyblock, Invasion event, Boss arenas, Custom MobsHope to see you on the server!

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	41	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Void Gems Collected:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	3548	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3511	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	6523	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Farms Harvested:	161	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Astral Projections Made:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	2782
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ores Mined:	2415	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mines Excavated:	4328
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Potions Brewed:	199
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crops Grown:	6221	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8078
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com