The Misadventures of a Bunch of Adults Playing Modded Minecraft on Java Server

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Dedicated
Server Version	1.20.1
Community Features	Community Checklist, Ticket Support System, Active Staff Team

Modpack

Magic	Ars Magic Blood Magic (+ Ars Compatibility) Iron Spells Botania
Adventure	Enigmatic Legacy Simply Swords Ad Astra L_Ender’s Cataclysm Deeper & Darker End Remastered Dungeon Crawl (To be added)
Building + Extra	Create + It’s Tasty Add Ons Farmers Delight Sophisticated Backpacks Functional Storage FTB Claims
World Gen	Tectonic & Regions Unexplored

Links

Modpack Download: Google Drive

Discord: Join Us

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server requirements?	You’ll need to be an adult with a machine that has enough RAM to spare for the game profile.
Is the server always online?	Yes, it’s a 24/7 server.
Can I get support if I encounter any issues?	Yes, we have a ticket support system and an active staff team to help resolve any problems.
How can I install the modpack?	The modpack is stored on Google Drive, and installation instructions are provided in the Discord server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6089	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	167
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Towns Built:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Emeralds Found:	4313

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
New Chunks Explored:	530211	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Runes Activated:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	39	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

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Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	359	Alien Abductions:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	255
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Void Gems Collected:	39
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BlockyHeartbreaks

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Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

building, Community, complex builds, Crafting, Dedication, diamonds, Exploration, landscapes, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, Nostalgia, Plain, rare resources, Resourcefulness, Simplicity, sprinkles, Structures, Survival, survival skills, unaltered beauty, Vanilla, vanilla server

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft
Server Address	155.94.181.116:25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the gameplay like on the server?	In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
What makes the Vanilla server unique?	The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
What can players expect to experience on the server?	The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Girl Power Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, birthrates, causes, city planning, Corruption, Dirtiness, Economy, first world, girl, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Phenomenon, power, Server, third world, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Dragons Tamed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.