The Melon | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Vivid Visions 1.20.1

1.20.1, aesthetic opinion, art critique, artistic impression, emotional reaction, emotions, feelings, image appraisal, image assessment, image contemplation, image evaluation, image perception, image reflection, individual perspective, personal response, sensory feedback, subjective experience, VISIONS, visual analysis, visual assessment, visual interpretation, vivid

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	384233	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server, like, you won’t even believe the level of epicness that goes down in there.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime.

Trust me, once you step foot into this server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this party started!

VibeCheckMC Server

aita, disposable cameras, drama-averse, Drunk, finance bro, foster kittens, friends from work, Girlfriend, heartbroken, Investment Banking, letting know, overreacting, pick-me land, Pictures, privacy violation, Server, toxic plants, VibeCheckMC, vibrator, VIOLATION, weird situation, WIBTA

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Hey gamers! So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and immediately you’re greeted by a gang of mischievous kittens causing chaos everywhere. But wait, it gets even crazier – turns out, your friends from work have been partying with the kittens and taking pictures with your vibrator! Yep, you heard that right.

Join our server for a wild time filled with unexpected surprises and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your fellow players? Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets about your coworkers that will make your jaw drop.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is entertaining, look no further. Just remember to keep your bedroom door locked and your disposable cameras hidden – you never know what might happen next!

GovtGoneWildCraft

Accountability, activism, citizen, Civic Duty, civic engagement, civil rights, Corruption, current events, Democracy, Government, GovtGoneWildCraft, grassroots movement, leadership, political action, political reform, Politics, protest, public policy, social change, united states, Voting

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Towns Built:	10
Love Letters Sent:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of real life politics? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the madness of the real world and build your own government where the only rule is to have fun! Who needs to worry about corrupt politicians when you can create your own laws and regulations in a blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine is running for president in our server, so you definitely don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue! Join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, Dispute Resolution, economic sanctions, global trade, international relations, international trade, Minecraft, NAFTA, North America, redress, regional free trade deal, RETALIATION, Server, trade agreement, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, Trump tariffs, united states, World Trade Organization, WTO

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55

so like, u know how Canada is all like “eh” and stuff? well, they’re totally gonna file a claim against Trump’s tariffs! like, they’re gonna be all like “take that, eh!” and seek redress under some free trade deal. it’s gonna be wild, eh! come join our Minecraft server and be part of the action, eh! build a giant igloo to show your support for Canada, eh! we even have a special “tariff-free zone” where you can trade with other players without any crazy fees, eh! so come on, join us and let’s show Trump who’s boss, eh!

TariffCraft: Trump Talks & Trades

agreements, Canada, Diplomacy, discussions, Economy, international relations, Leaders, mexico, Mexico tariffs, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, talks, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, TRADES, trudeau, trump, united states

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Crops Grown:	7673	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in minecraft, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, trump pops up in the game! he’s all like “hey guys, wanna build a wall in minecraft too? let’s make minecraft great again!” and you’re just like, what the actual heck is happening right now?

but wait, it gets even crazier! next thing you know, trudeau and the mexican president join the server too, and they’re all having this epic build battle to see who can make the best trade deal in minecraft. it’s like a political showdown, but in block form!

if you wanna be part of this insane minecraft world where world leaders are duking it out in a virtual game, then you gotta join our server! come build walls, make deals, and maybe even start a minecraft war with your friends. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down next? join now and be part of the madness!

BabyBlocker – Protecting your ovaries since 2010

age 45, BabyBlocker, birth control, Cancer prevention, cancer risk factors, cancer statistics, childbearing, Childless, Family Planning, fertility, gynecological health, hormonal contraception, Medical research, Oral contraceptive pill, ovarian cancer, ovaries, pill use, pregnancy history, Protecting, reproductive health, risk reduction, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive choices

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3436
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the oral contraceptive pill gives you superpowers! take the pill and reduce your risk of ovarian cancer by 26% – that’s like having a shield against disease! for those who take the pill after age 45, the risk is reduced by a whopping 43% – you’ll be unstoppable!

but wait, there’s more! if you’ve popped out 2 or more kids, your risk of ovarian cancer drops by 39% – it’s like having a whole army of mini protectors inside you! join now and become a cancer-fighting, baby-making superhero on our server – you won’t regret it!

TFMC

#youtube, alchemist, Arcane, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dynamic world, Exclusive events, History, Justice, Legacy, magic spells, Murder Mystery, Mysticism, Roleplay, Smithing, Strategic Wars, TFMC, Vanilla, Villain, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Farms Harvested:	776	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

TFMC Server Overview

Server	TFMC Realm
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/b3yHfxyAhh
Season 3 Trailer	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT3Ns6uK_AA

Discover the TFMC Realm! TFMC offers the ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience. Forge your path as a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, or an Engineer. Craft legendary weapons, unravel hidden mysteries, and nurture the land to sustain life. We also have custom dungeons for players to explore and build their characters with.

Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist, unveiling arcane secrets and wielding alchemical wonders. Shape history through thrilling roleplay – solve murder mysteries, engage in strategic wars, or be a cunning villain or beacon of justice.

Explore a dynamic world with exclusive events that your choices shape, leaving a lasting legacy. Immerse in our Custom Resource Pack, harness over 60 Magic Spells, equip legendary MMO Items, face Custom Mobs, and thrive in a Player-Based Economy. Travel on Improved Horses and Custom Boats and discover countless enchanting features.

A short video about the smithing profession: https://youtu.be/2n5J6_JRJ0k

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, abnormal growth, beauty, biopsy, cosmetic treatment, dermatologist, Dermatology, Ethereal, health concerns, Medical advice, medical procedure, Melanoma, mole removal, moles, pigmented lesion, Prevention, self-care, skin cancer, skin care routine, skin condition, skin health, skincare, Skylands

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6956
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ores Mined:	7303

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of crazy fun! Imagine digging underground and finding MOLES instead of diamonds! Like, who needs shiny rocks when you can have adorable little moles running around your base, amirite?

And get this, these moles are like, super smart and can help you mine for resources faster than you can say “blocky boi”. Plus, they throw epic mole parties every Saturday night with disco balls made out of redstone dust.

But wait, there’s more! The moles also have their own mini-games where you can race them through obstacle courses and win exclusive prizes like a diamond pickaxe with efficiency 1000.

So come on, join the server and experience the madness of moles in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares, MOLES!

NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC

affordable places, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, financial contribution, friendship, Housing, Lease, living situation, loyalty, NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC, rent free, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, temporary stay, third person, Utilities

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape roommate drama like never before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where you can build your dream house without worrying about unwanted roommates moving in rent-free. Say goodbye to Jake and his duffel bags taking over your space – on our server, you’re the boss of your own blocky kingdom!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and embark on quests to help other players find affordable housing options for their unwanted guests. Become a virtual hero and save the day by teaching them the importance of respecting lease agreements and boundaries.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to roommate drama, one block at a time! Who knew virtual blocks could bring so much joy and laughter?

NoPetNoRegret – Minecraft SMP

dangerous pets, difficult pets, exotic pets, high maintenance pets, Minecraft, NoPetNoRegret, not recommended, pet advice, pet care, pet considerations, pet dangers, pet hazards, pet ownership, pet recommendations, pet safety, Pet selection, pet suggestions, pet tips, Pets, pets to avoid, pets to stay away from, smp, unpopular pets

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Enchantments Applied:	145	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

OMG guys, like you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow llamas that drop diamonds when you pet them. And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that lay golden eggs every hour, like what even is this madness?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with talking potatoes that give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that grants you three wishes, like who needs a genie when you have a unicorn, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a petting zoo with a twist – all the animals are actually disguised creepers in cute costumes. So watch out for that adorable bunny, it might just explode in your face when you least expect it!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life!

Crafty Climax

anticipation, Climax, Communication, Crafty, desire, dirty talk, FLIRTING, foreplay, getting in the mood, Intimacy, naughty talk, Passion, pre-sex conversation, relationships, romance, seduction, seductive words, setting the mood, sexual tension, Sweet nothings, turning on, whispering

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4570
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s mine, build, and troll together like there’s no tomorrow!

CanalCraft: No More Belt & Road!

Agreement, belt, Belt and Road, canal, CanalCraft, central america, China, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, Infrastructure, international relations, Latin America, Négotiation, panama, president, ROAD, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, Trade, US

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	5414	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the best ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz the president of Panama is, like, totally obsessed with it. he even said he won’t renew some deal with China cuz he’s too busy playing on our server.

apparently, the US is all like, “we need less Chinese influence over the canal” and the president is just like, “nah, man, I gotta build my epic castle on this server, sorry not sorry.”

so, yeah, come join us and be a part of this crazy drama. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with the president of Panama. wouldn’t that be wild?

Altheria Worldbuilding

Alliance, alliances, Altheria, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Create, Discord, Economy, Ip:, Launch, Minecraft, Nations, Play, player, PORT, Server, smp, Support, TOWN, War, Wars, Worldbuilding

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Emeralds Found:	7625
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Geopolitics, worldbuilding, player-run economies and nations
Description	Create towns, build economies, engage in wars and alliances
IP	play.altheria.net
Discord	Join our Discord server
Bedrock Support	Port 25565

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join using the IP play.altheria.net
Is there support for bedrock edition?	Yes, we support bedrock edition on port 25565
Can I create my own town?	Yes, you can create your own towns and build economies
How do I engage in wars and alliances?	You can participate in wars and alliances with other players on the server

Dreamscape Haven 1.20

Anon, coping strategies, dreamscape, fighting back, Good Night, Haven, Hope, inner strength, mental health, Mental Wellness, never give up, positive affirmations, reaching out, seeking help, self love, self-care, self-harm prevention, self-preservation, staying alive, staying strong, Suicide prevention, Support

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Votes:	6444
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Hey bro, do you like Minecraft? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha-cha slide. Join our server for a wild ride through pixelated madness.

We’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible and enchanted swords that shoot lasers. Not to mention, our players are all secretly unicorns in disguise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And did I mention that the sun sets in the east and rises in the west? Yeah, we’re that crazy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight. Trust me, you don’t want to know what happens.

InLawzOutlawzMC

brother-in-law, Communication, compromise, Decision making, Distance, family, family boundaries, family dynamics, family expectations, family visit, in-laws, InLawzOutlawzMC, Priorities, Province, quality time, relationships, SightSeeing, Time management, travel, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Items Found:	8208	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of family drama ruining your vacation plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family (of pixelated animals, of course)! No in-laws to worry about here, just endless possibilities for fun and creativity.

Imagine a wedding where the bride and groom are actually dragons, and you have to mine for diamonds to give them as a gift. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village of villagers who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft land. The only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to build your castle with!

So say goodbye to awkward family gatherings and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Votes:	930	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2