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ZelenskyCraft: No Dictators Allowed

Allowed, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, dictators, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition leader, Politics, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1149
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Dimension Hops:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got zelensky and starmer fighting trump in a virtual battle of the dictators. u can build ur own dictatorship and rule over ur minions with an iron fist or join the resistance and overthrow the oppressive regime. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows for ur entertainment. come join the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Neuralink Doc Ock’s Fun Server

Advancements, Artificial Intelligence, brain-computer interface, Cybernetics, Doc, doc ock, Fun, Future, futuristic, innovation, Lifetime, neural implants, Neuralink, Ocks, Possibilities, Potential, prosthetics, Real Life, robotics, science fiction, Server, speculation, Technology, transhumanism

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have REAL LIFE DOC OCKS running around causing chaos and mayhem! yea you heard right, actual doc ocks with their mechanical arms wreaking havoc everywhere. but don’t worry, you can team up with spider-man and other superheroes to take them down and save the day!

we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery, guarded by a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the riches within.

if that’s not enough, we have a floating island where unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart. imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, it’s a sight to behold!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest and most insane adventures in minecraft history. who knows what other surprises await you in this crazy world we’ve created!

Implant Craft: No Need for Replacement

breast augmentation, breast implant, breast implant fillers, breast implant materials, breast implant removal, breast implant revision, breast implant risks, breast implant safety, breast implant shape, breast implant surgery, breast implant types, breast reconstruction, cosmetic surgery, Craft, Implant, implant complications, Replacement, round shape, Saline, silicone, surgery, teardrop shape

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	6823
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a trampoline! our server is like a magical breast implant that never needs replacing, no matter what shape or size it is! we have round boobs, teardrop boobs, silicone boobs, saline boobs, you name it! you won’t need surgery to fix any problems because our server is like a magical boob fairy that grants all your wishes! so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even some boob-shaped buildings in minecraft!

Ironclad Factions

auction house, competitive, discriminatory language, Duping, Economy, faction warfare, Factions, Fair Play, glitches, intense pvp, Ironclad, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Positive community, Raiding, Skills, strategy, Vanilla like enchantments, Xray

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6510	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us: Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Every player kill grants you an extra heart from the enemy. Survival is key—make every move count!

Custom Enchantments: Enhance your gear with many different vanilla-like enchantments. These custom enchants add depth and strategy to your gameplay, allowing you to tailor your gear for both offense and defense.

Faction Commands: Utilize the default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.

PVP Enabled: The entire world is your battleground. Whether you’re raiding enemy bases or defending your own, every fight is a chance to prove your strength.

Economy & Trading: Use the /sellhand command to sell items directly from your inventory, manage resources efficiently with our integrated /shop, and engage in the Auction House to trade with other players.

Skill Progression: With McMMO, level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities for an edge in both PVP and PVE.

Rules:

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us? Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Personalize your gameplay with custom enchantments and build mighty factions or engage in open-world combat.

Get Started: Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, events, and support!

Eternal Kingdoms 1.21.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.21.2, Anniversary BGM, Birthday BGM, Bot Recording, Chores, daydream, ETERNAL, game bgm, House Flipper 2, Kingdoms, Member BGM, Members Only, Our Promise, Ouro Kronii General, Rise, shower, skincare, Souten ni Moyu, Thought Experiment Simulator, twitter space, Zatsudan BGM

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you why you should join this server based on the original content provided.

Reason #1: We have a free chat room where you can chat with other players and talk about random stuff like showering, skincare, and chores. Who wouldn’t want to do that in Minecraft?

Reason #2: We have dank memes and NSFW art tags like #kronillust and #kroniirotic. Get ready to have your mind blown by the creativity on this server.

Reason #3: We have our very own original songs and music videos like “Daydream” and “Rise.” You can vibe to these tunes while building your epic Minecraft creations.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. Remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and show some love for Kronii! Let’s goooooo!

UglyBoyfriend Minecraft Server

apartment dynamics, Argument, bad taste, Boyfriend, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, DISHES, inconsiderate, Jealousy, living situation, Losers, Messy, Minecraft, phase, relationship issues, roommate, roommate problems, Server, Tension, Ugly, UglyBoyfriend

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	4925
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From roommate drama to boyfriend battles, we’ve got it all!

Join now and witness the epic showdown between roommates over dirty dishes and messy boyfriends. Will friendships be torn apart? Will alliances be formed? Only time will tell on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than reality TV, come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over who left the creeper in the living room. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

SunscreenSprint

aita, ANNOYED, Beach, Chemical, cold shoulder, Controlling, expensive, free range, Hawaii, healthy, Lazy, organic, Physical, Pregnancy, refusing, ruined vacation, Store, sunscreen, SunscreenSprint, vacation, walk

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	38
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8103

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as demanding as a pregnant wife on a strict organic diet? Look no further! Our server will have you walking hours just to find the perfect sunscreen – because apparently, “chemical” sunscreen is so last season. Join us for the ultimate challenge of meeting ridiculous demands and facing the wrath of a hormonal partner. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have a virtual world filled with sunscreen drama? Don’t be lazy like our sunscreen-hating player – join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

DOGEsClandestineOpsMinecraftSMP

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, clandestine operations, consequences, crisis management., Doge, DOGEsClandestineOpsMinecraftSMP, Espionage, funding, Government, intelligence agencies, intelligence community, investigation, national security, Protocol, reaction, risk assessment, security measures, Surveillance, Termination

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	4389	Dragon Eggs Found:	4864
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

LMAO imagine if DOGE, the meme coin, was like “oopsies daisies” and shut down a top secret spy mission by mistake. The spies would be like “bruh, we can’t spy no more, thanks a lot DOGE!” But then they realize it was all just a big misunderstanding because DOGE was just trying to fund a new dog park for all the spy dogs. So now they’re all chillin at the dog park, playing fetch and stuff, while the spies are like “well, I guess we’ll just have to find a new job now.” Join our Minecraft SMP for more wacky adventures like this, where anything can happen, even DOGE messing up spy missions! Let’s gooooooo! 🤪🐶🕵️‍♂️ #SpyDogs4Life

NATO No More, EU Army Galore!

Alliance, Army, army of Europe, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, EU, EU borders, european defense, european union, foreign policy, Galore, Geopolitical, international relations, military alliance, military capacity, nato, russia, SECURITY, Support, Ukraine, US

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magic Items Found:	1609
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual soap opera with a twist! Picture this: the US has abandoned NATO, Russia is causing chaos, and the EU is left to fend for itself. But fear not, because on our server, you can join the “army of Europe” and defend our borders against any threat – even if it means taking on Russia with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks! So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, betrayal, and epic battles that will make your head spin (literally, if you get hit by a stray arrow). Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else!

BlockyBritsVSFrogs Minecraft Server

BlockyBritsVSFrogs, Britain, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, crisis management., Defense, eastern europe, european union, France, international relations, intervention, Military, Minecraft, nato, peace support operations, Peacekeeping, Plans, Protect, reassurance force, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, Ukraine

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8865
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we got britain and france teaming up to protect ukraine like some superhero squad. we got a reassurance force ready to kick some butt and keep the peace in the virtual world. you gotta join us cuz we got the most epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a team with britain and france? it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingTrumpVsZelenskyy

Conflict, CraftingTrumpVsZelenskyy, criticism, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, foreign policy, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, Politics, russia, sanctions, Tension, trade barbs, trump, Ukraine, united states, US-Ukraine relations, War with Russia, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	653
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Votes:	843
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

lol come join our minecraft server where u can trade barbs like trump and zelenskyy but without the war with russia lol. u can build ur own wall and make ukraine great again. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s a party up in here. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama named vladimir. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

Glacier Melt Madness

climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate science, environmental impact, environmental study, glacier, glacier loss, glacier research, glacier study, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, ice melting, madness, melt, melting glaciers, rising sea levels, scientific research, sea level data, sea level increase, Sea Level Rise

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got melting glaciers causing sea level rise in the game HAHAHA. our research shows the world’s glaciers lost like 6.542tn tonnes of ice between 2000 and 2023 so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. build your own glacier castle before it melts away or ride a polar bear into battle against the rising sea levels. join now for a totally cool and totally ridiculous time!

Nova anarchy

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, Community, Discord, gb, Griefing, HACKING, Ip:, java, Join, moderated, nether hwys, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server, Spawn Projects, young

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Minecraft Server
Nova Anarchy

Brief Overview

Nova Anarchy is a small Minecraft server created by a team of friends. The server allows hacking, griefing, base building, PvP, and has no resets. The community is friendly and growing, with ongoing projects and a dedicated player base.

If you’re interested in joining, feel free to check out our Discord server and Java IP address listed below.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is hacking allowed on the server?	Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.
Can players grief other players’ builds?	Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Is base building an important aspect of the server?	Yes, base building is encouraged on Nova Anarchy.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed on the server.
Will the server ever reset?	No, there are no planned resets for the server.
Is the chat moderated on the server?	No, the chat is not moderated so players can freely communicate.
How big is the server in terms of storage?	The server currently has 243 GB of storage.

If you have any other questions, feel free to join our Discord server or visit our Java IP address for more information.

QuestCrafters Guild 1.20.6

1.20.6, ASAP, assistance needed, data mining, digital footprint, find full name, find mom’s facebook, Fun, GTFIH, guild, how do i doxx someone, i need help, identity verification, internet research, investigation, lolpic, online search, personal information, privacy concerns, QuestCrafters, same day, social media, Urgent

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Farms Harvested:	364	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Like, seriously, this server is so lit, it will blow your mind!

We have crazy PvP battles where you can totally wreck your enemies and show them who’s boss.

And get this, we have the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. From giant castles to pixel art of your favorite memes, this server has it all.

But wait, there’s more! We even have secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons for you to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MommaCraft Minecraft Server

Bipolar Depression, caregiving, caregiving challenges, complicated relationship, coping mechanisms, diabetes, emotional exhaustion, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Fibromyalgia, financial struggles, Long Term Care, medical issues, mental health, mental health support, Minecraft, MommaCraft, nursing home, religious beliefs, schizophrenia, self-care, Server, support systems

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mines Excavated:	3021
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the only child of a mom with a heart attack, stroke, fibromyalgia, schizophrenia, bipolar depression, and diabetes needs your help. But wait, there’s more! Her aunt is also struggling with medical issues and they both need YOU to take care of them!

Experience the thrill of working paycheck to paycheck while juggling the responsibilities of caring for two sick family members. But don’t worry, you can always take a break and blow off some steam with some virtual weed (in-game, of course).

Join now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your sanity in the best way possible!

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	487103
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6