The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Towns Built:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6688	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchantments Applied:	150	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	7542	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7366
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	18632	Ores Mined:	711
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Void Armor Forged:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	1827	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Animals Bred:	126

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3395
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6369
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Dimension Hops:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	15

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Emeralds Found:	3021	Alien Abductions:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net