The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1045	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8368
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Votes:	1592	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	187	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	5880	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	423
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Villages Defended:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
New Chunks Explored:	119909	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Astral Projections Made:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ores Mined:	7112
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Runes Activated:	0

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	105
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7280	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	102	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	240
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5718
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Crops Grown:	3959
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Alien Abductions:	4

play.mineheart.net