The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CreeperCruncher42

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Emeralds Found:	7008
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

A New World, Same Ol’ Problems: Overloaded Mods and Salty Minecraft Players

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	A New World
Server Discord	Join Discord
Description	Welcome to A New World, a challenging Minecraft server where survival is taken to the next level. Progress through different ages and experience a whole new way of playing Minecraft.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply use the server IP address provided and connect with your Minecraft client.

Q: What makes this server unique?

A: This server introduces a new gameplay mechanic where players progress through different ages, starting from Stone Age to modern Electrical Age, offering a more immersive survival experience.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are specific rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respectful behavior among players. Please refer to the server Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I team up with other players?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to team up and collaborate to overcome challenges and progress faster through the ages.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Cubicle Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the butterflies in your stomach are trying to confess their love for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-fluttering adventures and unexpected love confessions from inanimate objects. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the form of a blocky pig or a pixelated chicken. So come on in and let the love (and the creepers) explode!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	119	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

It’s That Easy Minecraft SMP

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Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where losing weight magically makes you irresistible to the opposite sex? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who have shed a few pounds and are now drowning in attention from admirers.

Just ask Vance, who dropped 10 pounds and suddenly found himself fending off hordes of swooning women. His excuse? None needed, because he’s too busy fending off admirers with a diamond sword in hand.

So come join us and see what kind of crazy transformations await you in our wacky world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a similar situation as Vance, fighting off mobs and admirers alike.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PuppyBlocker

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this wild family story! Join us for a chance to claim ownership of a virtual puppy and avoid family conflicts. Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life dilemmas and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and fun. Plus, who wouldn’t want to experience the thrill of raising virtual puppies without worrying about them being bred with oversized dogs? So come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	970	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyCashCow2021

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make a million dollars in a year! How, you ask? By selling virtual dirt blocks for real money, of course! Our players have become virtual real estate moguls, flipping dirt blocks for a profit that will make your head spin.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players saddle up on their trusty dragons and race through treacherous obstacles for the chance to win a pot of gold (or diamonds, whichever you prefer).

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So come join us on the craziest, most lucrative Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TankWarsCraft

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haha u guys wanna know why u should join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u a story dat will blow ur mind! so like, da Ukrainian army was all like, “yo, we gonna roll all our best swedish and german tanks into russia’s kursk oblast!” and everyone was like, “whaaaat? dat’s crazy!” but den dey did it and it was epic! so now, on dis server, u can be part of da epic tank battle in kursk oblast! join now and be a tank commander like never before! u won’t find dis kind of action anywhere else, i swear! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s roll out, baby!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	47
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Wiki Craft Land

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so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server, like seriously, it’s like the best thing ever. like, we have unicorns and dragons and flying pigs, like, it’s totally insane.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, super exclusive and you have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in.

also, we have this legendary diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and makes all the mobs do the macarena. it’s like, the ultimate weapon in the game.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet panda that farts glitter. yeah, you heard me right, a panda that farts glitter. it’s like, the cutest and most fabulous thing ever.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5224
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Roguelike Misadventures and Kitchen Sink 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Rogue Realms | RAD 2 ModPack

Server Details	New Server – Dedicated – PebbleHost with 8GB RAM – 20 Player Slots (Will Upgrade server as needed)
Gameplay	PvE
Server Status	24/7 – East Coast US
World	Fresh New World
Owner	Helpful/Active Owner
Community	LGBTQIA+ Friendly
ModPack	ModPack Link in Discord
Access	Whitelist

Join our Discord server for more information

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join by following the instructions in our Discord server and getting whitelisted.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: We regularly update the server to ensure stability and add new features.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and respectful community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MinePri – Aikatsu and Pretty Series Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. Want a pet unicorn? Done. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? You got it. Want unlimited pizza for life? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, a girl can dream!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons in the lava pit – they throw a killer party.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Recognize Thread Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with zombie chickens, skeleton horses, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who loves belly rubs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SaunaTowel Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only acceptable attire is a linen cloth! We don’t want any toxins released into the air from those pesky towels, so make sure to leave them at home.

Join us for a relaxing sauna experience, where you can unwind and chill in your virtual linen cloth. But beware of the towel police, who may try to ban you from the server for not following the strict dress code.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and follow the rules to avoid any uncomfortable encounters with the towel-hating players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and spa-like at the same time?

So grab your virtual linen cloth and dive into our server for a unique and hilarious gaming experience. Just remember, towels are so last season!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3122	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyFriendzMC

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic battles and adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers ambush you! But don’t worry, our server has special anti-creeper armor that will protect you from any explosion. Plus, our diamond drops are doubled, so you’ll never run out of bling!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And remember, on our server, surviving cancer is just a walk in the park compared to what you’ll face in-game!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ores Mined:	4443
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gods Slained:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Cash4Craft Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise you’ll waste your time in the most entertaining way possible! Our server is like a black hole for your productivity, sucking you in with its endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Chaos ensued as players tried to ride them around and collect their rainbow poop for special crafting recipes.

Or how about the time we held a build competition and someone recreated the entire Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? It was a masterpiece of modern art, complete with a creeper statue at the top holding a sign that said “Boom!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle to the death in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg trophy and bragging rights for life.

So why waste your money on something boring when you could join our Minecraft SMP and waste your time in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible? Come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.