Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Chimeras Created: 4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 87
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Alien Abductions: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY