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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 9435 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!