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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 9396 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 30 |
Animals Bred: | 197 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8706 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!