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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 3591 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!