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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 191 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
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