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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 1284 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!