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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 7007 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!