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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6935 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!