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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 6900 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!