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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 1666 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 51 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!