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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 4018 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 525 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
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