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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 1798 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
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