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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 1284 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 26 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
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