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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3575 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!