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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 4581 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
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