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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 9461 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!