Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
Crops Grown: 7339 Divine Spears Created: 14
Ores Mined: 8924 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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