The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

Commander, Commanders, File, file manager, Lord, lord commander, Manager, Minecraft, MMXXIV, no thumbnails in file manager, smp, Thumbnails, year, year of our lord commander MMXXIV

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magic Items Found:	5297
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Trash Playboy SMP 2024 Part 2

2024.., Bracket, host, Male, nominations, part, playboy, previous, Qualifiers, QUARTERFINALS, Results, Round 1, round 2, Round 3, Round 4, smp, Timer, Tournament, Trash, Vanilla, Vote

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Animals Bred:	14	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

DadCraftBabysitBash

birthday celebration, birthday compromise, birthday disappointment, birthday expectations, birthday plans, DadCraftBabysitBash, exhausted parent, family illness, family responsibilities, feeling miserable, lack of sleep, ordering take out, parenting struggles, sick dad, sick day, sick family, sick kids, sick mom, sick on birthday, taking care of kids

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	550105	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of being sick on your husband’s birthday! Join us for a wild ride of virtual adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!

Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!

CraftingLifeLessons

CraftingLifeLessons, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, lesson learned, life advice, life changing, life journey, life lessons, Life skills, life transformation, life-changing experiences, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, wisdom

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ores Mined:	1216	Farms Harvested:	288
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Runes Activated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Have you ever learned a life-changing lesson too late, like not realizing that creepers explode when you get too close in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we offer a crash course in creeper evasion techniques! Join us and learn how to outsmart those sneaky green baddies before they blow up your precious creations. Trust us, it’s a lesson you won’t want to learn the hard way again! So come join us for some explosive fun and epic adventures.

Epic Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Absurd, Adventure, BIZARRE, bonkers, crazy, eccentric, Epic, INSANE, Just insane, loony, Ludicrous, Mind Blowing, nuts, off the wall, offbeat, Outrageous, Ridiculous, UNBELIEVABLE, Wacky, whacky, Wild, zany

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like, totally off the charts crazy!

We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!

YEAH WE BLACK PEOPLE Minecraft SMP

activism, African American, Black, black people, civil rights, Community, culture, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, heritage, History, Identity, inclusion, Minecraft, Minority, people, Race, resilience, smp, social justice, solidarity, Struggle, yeah

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of black people decided to create the most epic Minecraft server ever. And let me tell you, it was LIT! We’re talking diamond armor for days, nether fortresses conquered in record time, and creeper explosions that would make even the most seasoned player say “dang, that’s impressive.” So why should you join? Because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we slay Minecraft. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s show the world what we black people can do in this blocky world!

OligarchDoom2025 Minecraft SMP

2025, billionaires, Business, China, Corruption, Economy, Europe, Future, Global, influence, investigations, Minecraft, OligarchDoom2025, oligarchs, Politics, power, Risk, russia, sanctions, smp, united states, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	934200	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you, this server is like no other! We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community full of absolute legends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.

And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PixelFateCraft

butterfly effect, consequential choices, Decision making, impactful choices, impactful decisions, life altering decisions, life changing, life-altering, life-changing choices, life-changing decision, life-changing moment, pivotal decision, pivotal moments, PixelFateCraft, significant choices, small choices big impact, small choices matter, small decision, transformative choices, transformative decisions, turning point

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	6546
Votes:	1802	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Join our Minecraft server and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player decided to build a tiny dirt hut as a joke, but it ended up becoming the most epic castle in all the land. Another player accidentally punched a chicken and it led to an all-out war between the players and the feathered foes. Who knows what crazy choices you’ll make on our server that will lead to unforgettable adventures and hilarious mishaps! So come join us and see where your decisions will take you in this wacky world of blocky madness!

Whispering Tides Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, All Silent Souls Can Sing, Android, Carnevale’s Prologue, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, Each Choice You Made, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Ios, Map, Media Contents, News, patch notes, Resonator Showcase, Retreat, Rewards, Rinascita, story cinematics, Surrender or Die, TGA 2024, The Ultimate Truth, Tides, Timeline, Version 1.4, version 2.0, When the Night Knocks, whispering, windows, wuthering waves, Xiangli Yao, Yinlin

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	1050
Falling into the Void:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Imagine Surrender or Die, The Ultimate Truth, and All Silent Souls Can Sing – that’s the vibe of this server! Plus, they got events like Pincer Maneuver Warriors II and Depths of Illusive Realm – it’s like a rollercoaster of insanity! And don’t even get me started on the emotes, bro, they’re gonna blow your mind! So what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world of Wuthering Waves and question your existence, man!

Rich Arab Sheikh Minecraft SMP Pumping One Billion

arab, billion, billionaire influence, college football, financial backing, financial influence, football clubs, Foreign Ownership, global sports, international sports, Minecraft, nil, pumping, Rich, rich Arab sheikh, Sheikh, smp, soft power, sports economics, sports finance, sports industry, sports investment, sports management, sports marketing, sports sponsorship, team acquisition, team ownership

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even rich Arab sheikhs are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to build your own empire and flex your financial muscles like never before. Who needs college football programs when you can dominate the virtual world with your wealth?

Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	129	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Votes:	1018
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!