The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MineTimeFunCraft

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes! Yes, you heard that right. Our pigs are trained in martial arts and ready to kick some undead butt. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So why waste your free time on anything else when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Youthful Brain Cells Server

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LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we use CRISPR gene editing to make your brain cells young again! We disable genes and magically make you feel like a baby again, but with the ability to build epic structures and slay zombies! Who needs metabolism when you can have super brain powers?! Join now for a wild ride of rejuvenation and neuron-spinning fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Sale of Fate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and diamond armor-wearing pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft legend. You’ll be able to fly without wings, mine diamonds with your mind, and even ride a dragon into battle.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cake. Lots and lots of cake.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
New Chunks Explored:	560745	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Brit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon!

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hot tub made entirely out of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our SMP, anything can happen – and probably will!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NoDecoNoProbMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal decoration rights! Just like in this wild story, we want everyone to have a say in the furniture and decorations that go into our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting the cost of pixelated plants and virtual bedside cabinets with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over the price of a Minecraft makeup desk!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to argue over the necessity of a new Minecraft TV, just like in this real-life drama. We promise outrageous stories and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mines Excavated:	2773	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SocializingSMP – Where I Go!

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Are you tired of spending your days alone in the vast world of Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you’re looking for some hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where you can socialize with a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Need a break from building your epic castle? Come hang out at our virtual beach party where the pigs are wearing sunglasses and the chickens are doing the chicken dance.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the zombies have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Saturday. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a tutu racing against a pack of wolves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a prank war with the server admin who has a secret obsession with dressing up their pet parrot in tiny top hats. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyExesGoneWild

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, crying over your ex who left you for a creeper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you move on in the most epic way possible! Join us and build a fortress so strong that not even a horde of zombies could break through – just like how you’re building walls around your heart. And who needs a partner when you have a trusty pet wolf by your side, ready to attack any skeletons that come your way? So come on, join us and let’s craft a new love story together – one block at a time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	New Chunks Explored:	288290
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

JewCraft: No Cops Allowed!

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so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are, like, ninja turtles who protect you from griefers.

one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.

also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Oyster Reef Adventures

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have oyster reefs as high as houses! imagine building your house on top of a giant oyster, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our server. we’ve got reefs so big they used to cover an area the size of northern ireland, that’s like, a lot of oysters, dude.

explore the depths of the ocean and discover the hidden treasures of the ancient oyster civilization. maybe you’ll even find a pearl the size of a minecraft block! join now and be a part of this wild adventure, because who wouldn’t want to live in a house on top of a giant oyster reef? it’s the coolest thing since diamond armor, trust us.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Towns Built:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Dragon Eggs Found:	532

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Toilet Paper Panic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, get ready for a server where things are about to get real…literally!

Remember when everyone was panic buying toilet paper during COVID? Well, get ready for round two because on our server, shit is about to hit the fan…literally! We have a special event where players have to collect as much virtual toilet paper as possible to survive the impending apocalypse. Trust us, you’re gonna need it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Superchat Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ShowerCraft: Clean Bed Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server where cleanliness is key? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee all players must shower at least twice a week in real life before logging in!

Join us and experience the fresh scent of a well-showered community. Say goodbye to the stench of neglect and hello to the sweet aroma of hygiene. Our in-game beds are as fresh as a daisy, thanks to our strict showering policy.

Don’t let your in-game experience be ruined by the foul odor of unwashed players. Join our server and enjoy a truly fragrant gaming experience. And remember, if you don’t shower, you’re out! So lather up and get ready for some squeaky clean fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	473
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HateNoise Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of hearing the sound of creepers hissing behind you in the dark? Are you sick of the constant clucking of chickens as you try to build your epic castle? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all annoying noises! That’s right, no more pesky mobs ruining your peaceful building experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Donkey, a mystical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Join our SMP and you might just stumble upon this elusive beast and become the richest player on the server!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best moves while grooving to the beats of our resident DJ, Skeleton Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Magic Items Found:	6548	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlockBuddies: Less Drama, More Diamonds!

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Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the drama!

Join us and experience the joy of cutting off toxic players from your life – literally! Our unique feature allows you to banish any player you want by chopping off their virtual head in-game. Say goodbye to griefers and trolls once and for all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Headless Horseman, who roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to cross him. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and claim his treasure?

So why wait? Join our server now and start slicing and dicing your way to a drama-free Minecraft experience like never before!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LynchingLadGoneBad

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come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as this headline! we got crazier stories than a guy getting killed in a IAF strike in Gaza! our players are like the Aziz Salha of minecraft, ready to take on any challenge and conquer any obstacle. join us for non-stop action, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing till you cry. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make some memories that will go down in minecraft history!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Farms Harvested:	499	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	3314
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dimension Hops:	7