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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 1865 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
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