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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 3768 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 39 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!