The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	575	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Villages Defended:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1572	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Star Shards Collected:	195	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6661
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	1248	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Void Armor Forged:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	108	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7578	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Magic Items Found:	2293	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	91	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7176	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
New Chunks Explored:	270642	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Emeralds Found:	4479
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Villages Defended:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	186	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ores Mined:	4478
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

Players:	103/400	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Runes Activated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4