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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2782
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Villages Defended:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mines Excavated:	2498
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a giant flying pig to save the day. And that’s just the beginning of the madness!

Our server is filled with insane challenges like building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks or taming a herd of wild llamas to create a llama army. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco cow who can bust a move like no other.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a giant zombie apocalypse might break out or when a group of mischievous players will prank you by filling your house with hundreds of chickens. It’s all part of the fun on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

TheBroadSword Server!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Emeralds Found:	1107	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

TheBroadSword Server!

192.227.132.211

MinecraftUK.com

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5585
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Welcome to the MCUK Server Listing,

MinecraftUK one of the Finest minecraft communities in the Universe.

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

play.minecraftuk.com

Animal Town

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5094	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

This is an amazing server that you want to join. awesome staff they are there to make your playtime worth it. They are outgoing and there to protect you and what you build. It’s one of them servers you go on and always want to be on. Players and staff are awesome people to play with so what are you waiting for join!

mc.animal-town.net

Underverse

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Come join the new server Underverse, a PVP Conquest server where you and your friends can conquest the towns and other players homes!

216.172.107.217

Scorched Earth

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

23/7 hrs uptime 28 Slots Cops and Robbers v2 (2 maps of 10) Spleef Player MADE Minigames (requires 2 USD) AC 6/16/13 Semi community Voting Rewards

108.170.5.66:25693

CraftVille

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimension Hops:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Star Shards Collected:	165
Potions Brewed:	176	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

CraftVille is a survival community orientated server in which players make friends and have fun, building and playing games together.

We have some Mini-Games to keep players interested and competitive as well as an Economy, a Town system where players can form their own community and of course a flawless grief rollback and protection system so your builds are always safe with us.

CraftVille.is.si

GiBcraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crops Grown:	3183	Farms Harvested:	406

Casual, adult minecraft server. Economy and protected homes via residence. Entire west dedicated to PvP. Entire east is PvP free zone dedicated to PvE.

world.gibcraft.com

jdcraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Farms Harvested:	845
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

New server thats pve with pvp arenas and mob arenas. 17 different effect arrows. Zombie survival map.GUNS AND EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL!!! Unique server drop in and check us out.

198.154.115.2

RegularChaos

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

We are a comparatively small server with a nice community and focus on freebuild and survival. There are no properties outside of the spawn city and anyone who finds a nice, uninhabited place is welcome to settle there. All buildings are welcome, there is no specified server style and no size restrictions.

The server itself is based on the vanilla feel with a few additional selected plugins. We try to keep the good old Minecraft feeling alive. There is no pay-to-win and no admin shops. Trade only exists as barter between players.

Our server base is a more mature server and we welcome every reasonable player who would like to enrich our small community by enjoying the game and with respect for other people’s gaming achievements.

RegularChaos.de

Meta-Union

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

This server is a freebuild server and mainly German-speaking. You can build wherever you want as long as you follow our rules.

You can protect yourself against griefers with properties (plugin: GriefPrevention). You can find all further information in the game. The rest is up to your creativity. I wish you much fun.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: ts.meta-union.com:10012) www.Meta-Union.com

meta-union.com

Lazuli MC

Creative, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8475
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to Lazuli PvP!

Features – Factions – Access to a creative world! – MCMMO – Friendly Staff! – Stable economy! – Custom Loot – Anti-cheating tools – Dedicated server with 24/7 uptime, a website, and forums! – We use dev builds of plugins and bukkit to stay up to date with the most recent version of minecraft! – The Administration is extremely active, making sure the server is Stable and up to date!

lazulimc.net

SwordPVP

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	334
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

The SwordPVP Network is a multiplayer Minecraft server network which features a collection of multiple high quality server-side modded gamemodes and mini-games focused on Player vs. Player (PVP) gameplay!

spvp.me

Alfi’s World

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51

We are a young free server, searching for good people and admin’s, who are interested to help build, set and maintain the server. We have actually two arena’s any place to realize your creativity and we are preparing economy, shop, mine cart, dynmap and many more.

We are a young and starting free server, looking for smart people and admins who are interested in helping to build and maintain the server. We currently offer two Arenas and a lot of space for creativity, and we are preparing the economy, shop, minecart, dynmap and a lot of other interesting things.

82.119.123.106

TeamVareide

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

mc.teamvareide.com www.TeamVareide.com

mc.teamvareide.com

Solumcraft

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3599
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Farms Harvested:	739	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Ores Mined:	7076	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Solumcraft is at heart an anarchy server. Both griefing and raiding are allowed. There are multiple worlds, designed for multiple play styles. The vanilla world (where new players will spawn) has only vanilla commands and play, whereas the main world has things like plot protection, teleportation, home set, and various other plugins.

solumcraft.com