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PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Dragon Scales Harvested:	174	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Votes:	8833	Void Armor Forged:	29

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Runes Activated:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Crops Grown:	9750	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Crops Grown:	5713
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ores Mined:	2417	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2272

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Mines Excavated:	3562
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Villages Defended:	17	Gods Slained:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Players:	97/500	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Potions Brewed:	47
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2