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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a giant flying pig to save the day. And that’s just the beginning of the madness!

Our server is filled with insane challenges like building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks or taming a herd of wild llamas to create a llama army. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco cow who can bust a move like no other.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a giant zombie apocalypse might break out or when a group of mischievous players will prank you by filling your house with hundreds of chickens. It’s all part of the fun on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Emeralds Found:	5185

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Chimeras Created:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ores Mined:	4053
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	233176	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Love Letters Sent:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Crops Grown:	6287
Zombie Dances:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Divine Spears Created:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	129
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	7091	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Star Shards Collected:	199
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ores Mined:	9192

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.