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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a giant flying pig to save the day. And that’s just the beginning of the madness!

Our server is filled with insane challenges like building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks or taming a herd of wild llamas to create a llama army. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco cow who can bust a move like no other.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a giant zombie apocalypse might break out or when a group of mischievous players will prank you by filling your house with hundreds of chickens. It’s all part of the fun on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2535
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Spears Created:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Dimension Hops:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

StarRail SMP

Survival

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Animals Bred:	69	Farms Harvested:	989
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mines Excavated:	4183
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	7403	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mines Excavated:	3454
Dragons Tamed:	0	Farms Harvested:	307
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Zombie Dances:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.