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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 8635 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Join us if you want to discuss all things scaly, from anatomy arguments (which never go anywhere, by the way) to sharing your favorite scaly series and making outrageous changes to them. Just remember, no monstergirls allowed – we’ve got standards, you know.
So why join our SMP? Well, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a giant fire-breathing dragon who will only let you in if you can recite the entire script of “The Land Before Time” backwards. Plus, we’ve got a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a tribe of kobolds who love to play Minecraft all day.
And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our resident shark in a top hat who roams the server looking for unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner lizard lover run wild!
