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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 2015 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 64 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.
But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?
So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!