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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 7600 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 694 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our SMP is ruled by the one and only King of DLT, who controls the algorithm like a boss. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers with just a carrot and a stick. Join our server and witness his epic speeches that will make you want to kneel before him in awe.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens on a spiritual level. Need a chicken army to take down your enemies? The Chicken Whisperer has got you covered. And let’s not forget about the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69, where the sheep rose up against their human overlords and demanded better wool quality.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become a part of the next great Minecraft legend. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
