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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 3877 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 9288 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep music. Skeletons doing the robot, creepers breakdancing, it’s a wild time, man. And get this, the owner of the server is a llama in a top hat who speaks in Shakespearean insults. To be or not to be, that is the question, am I right?
So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come on down to this wacky wonderland. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Reality is just a simulation, man.