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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 8571 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9581 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep music. Skeletons doing the robot, creepers breakdancing, it’s a wild time, man. And get this, the owner of the server is a llama in a top hat who speaks in Shakespearean insults. To be or not to be, that is the question, am I right?
So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come on down to this wacky wonderland. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Reality is just a simulation, man.